Wednesday, July 20, 2005
And take a giant step outside your mind.....

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Where HAVEN'T I been???Um,Here. Not much to report...summer is summer is all. Here is the thing....Did anyone see Charlie and The chocolate factory? I can't keep calling the damn thing Willy Wonka.You too,huh. I the only person who believed Depp was imitating Claire Danes of My So Called Life fame???? YOU decide....

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Sunday, May 29, 2005
What's With These Homies Dissin' My Girl....

Pointed out to me on a regular basis......

If one would forget the letter *L* in MELANIE it becomes the word *MEANIE*.


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Friday, May 13, 2005
And this plane gets closer every minute I look down To a watch that keeps lookin' back at me And it says to me, 'be patient, son, you've waited this long.'

A l'il Alan O' for my Barry O'..............

This elotion was found on the same site as UnderCover Angel elotion...
For all your elotioning needs....


Yeah yeah
Cryin' on my pillow
Lonely in my bed
Then I heard a voice beside me
And she softly said
"Thunder is your night light
Magic is your dream"
And as I held her she said, "See what I mean?"

Chorus 1:
I said "Whaaaat?"
She said "Ooo-ooo-ooo-wee"
I said "All right!"
She said "Love me, love me, love me"

Chorus 2:
Undercover angel
Midnight fantasy
I never had a dream that made sweet love to me
Undercover angel
The answer to my prayer
You made me know that there's a love for me out there
Yeah, somewhere

Heavenly surrender
Sweet afterglow (Undercover)
Givin' up my heart to you
Now, angel, don't go
She said, "Go find the right one
Love her and then
When you look into her eyes
You'll see me again"

Chorus 1

Chorus 2

Now you know my story
And girl, if it's right
I'm gonna take you in my arms
And love you tonight
Underneath the covers
The answer lies
Lookin' for my angel
In your sweet lovin' eyes

Chorus 1

Chorus 2

Undercover angel
Midnight fantasy
I never had a dream that made sweet love to me
Undercover angel
The answer to my prayer
Love me, love me, love me
Undercover angel
Midnight fantasy
I never had a dream that made sweet love to me
Undercover angel
The answer to my prayer
You made me know that there's a love for me out there

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Runnin never was much fun All it did was bring me down Chasin' 'round isn't where it's at Tension puts you in the ground....

On that note......

Can anyone blame me for ignoring my blog.
I am being stalked by people from IPS all across the world who need to know how to get rid of hickeys.
And who suddenly need to buy Clark's Wallabies.
I ate lobster for lunch today,which made me think of crocodiles which made me think of the Lacoste stuff I have on *watch* on ebay,which made me Google this hottie.

The lobster was no where near as snacky as pseudo-emo boy here from Nordstroms.

Incase I get in trouble for hotlinking then I plead the 5th.
People with hickeys across the world will be e-shopping at their fine department store because of me....

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Monday, April 25, 2005
what we'd love to give you and give it to you 1-2-3

Shutting Up Miss Ginger,not unlike Driving Miss Daisy.

But with MOVIES you need to talk to her s-l-o-w-l-y.

So feeling inspired by Miss Ginger's blah blah about Andrew McCarthy and her love of men who are in the closet...
I am inspired to talk about 80's movies and how they have affected my present life.

1.The Movie Heaven Help Us starring afformentioned Andrew Cakeboy was an all time fave of mine....a desert island pick...made me a fan of the song "I've Been Loving You.." by Otis Redding...and to this day ALL my romantic fantasies have that song playing in the background.*TMI afteralert*

2.The movie Less Than Zero made me pretty sure that I could not live without a 1980's BMW.Mind you I lived until 1999 without one.LOL.This Bret Easton Ellis adaptation didn't even make me want to kill myself,or others...unlike his other stories.

3.The movie An American Werewolf in London make a barely 13 year old Mel want to take a HOT shower with David Naughton.OK hell with pretty much anyone.

4.The movie My Own Private Idaho almost wasn't included here because it was released in 1991....but I will connect it with 1986's River's Edge as to WHY not everyone wants to have filthy sex with Keanu Reeves.Steamy bad boy sex with the Dead Guy in MOPI made that movie a must have...I am ordering the new version come May!Also...Who doesn't love a freaked out Crispin Glover...Barry(Man of many names here) and I saw his spoken word show years back...a man who collects turn of the century gynecological tables can't be ignored,can he???

5.And not to be forgotten...Class Of 1984...made me pretty damn sure,that if MY MOM WOULD LET ME,I would be a Al Waxman was in this movie..he's a bigger Canadian icon than Johnny Rotten.

***Honorable mentions....(but too obvious)

Ferris Bueller...for good use of non-classtime.All we did was drink beer in my cabana.

The Breakfast Club...for Molly Ringwalds use of lipstick in the most talented fashion.

Valley Girl....cause that girl never did another blesserd thing and Nick Cage became a bazillionaire.

Fast Times...*DUH* I own his shoes.PLUS my first love STILL looks(and acts) like Jeff Spicolli).

Better Off Dead,Say Anything,The Sure Thing...John Cusack has remained on the top of my *MUSTFECK* list for 20 years.

I didn't even DARE name THE IDOLMAKER because I am 1000% sure I am the only person who OWNS an origianl hardcopy videocassete of this movie(the uberhard case...costs 100$!)Made for 15 years of lusting after Peter Gallagher *sigh*...time well spent,I say!

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Monday, March 28, 2005
Grizzle DA-DA...a grizzle DA......

Fun....AND funny.....

I am pointing out someones blog that has me amused to hell....What's worse...addicted to painkillers or shackin' up with PAT O'Brien??

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There's a face that I knew somewhere........

Don't Dream It's Over...............

How could you Paul?You were the cute quirky one....
Paul Hester,dead at age 46...suicide apparent.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Love's a thing that needs one to thrive on And it grows, at least, that's what I've been told....


What happed to that cute guy from HotHouse Flowers anywhoo???

There's smell of fresh cut grass

and it's filling up my senses

And the sun is shining down on the blossoms in the avenue.
There's a buzzing fly hanging
around the bluebells and the daisies

And tAere's a lot more loving left in this world.

Don't go
don't leave me now

While the sun smiles
stick around and laugh a while

And I lie on warm and soft sancly beaches

And my toes are submerged in the water
and it feels good.
Children playing building castles on the shoreline
Like a painted little love and lord
it feels so fine.

Don't go
don't leave me now
. ..

There's white horses and they're coming at me
and they face now

And there's a blue sirocco blowing worm into my foce.
The sun is shining on the other side of the bridges

The cars going by with smiles in the windows.
There's a black cat Iying in the shadow of the gate-post

And the black cat keeps telling me that love is on it's way.
there's a black cat Iying in the shadow of the gate-post

And the black cat tells me thot loveis on it's way.

Don't go
don'f ieave me now
. . .
Stick around and laugh a while. - Don't go! -
Don't go
don't leave me now
. . .

Don't go
don't leave me now
. . .
Don't go
I can hear you coming now

no no no
don't go!

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Don't listen to Linda,she's said all those things before......

Chickenpot-chickenpot-chickenpot pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

1  Rice Crispy square with colored bits.

2 *semi* homemade chocolate chip muffins.

3 Creamy coffees.

1 Jamaican Patty.

3 Reese Peanut Butter Cups

25 bitesize corn chips with a glob of Eggplant Olive hummus.

1 diet no name© caffeine free diet cola-like soft drink.

Where's the freaking partridge in a pear tree.....I think it's hiding incase I stuff it in the Ronco© Rotisserie.......


(Or OINK!)

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Don't wait for me I'll be a long time coming Unless, by then You have told me something That shows how much you care....

For my friend Brewer........

Borrowed from some website......

How to Give a Hickey
Hickey Facts and Information

Everybody always talks about hickeys in junior high and high school, but how do these mysterious red welts on peoples necks appear?

What Is a Hickey?
A hickey is actually broken blood vessels beneath the skin. It's sort of like a bruise, if you got hit with a baseball and the impact broke the blood vessels. But instead of being caused by a foul ball, it's caused by the other person's mouth.

How Do You Give a Hickey?
What you do is put your mouth against the side of their neck, in a kissing shape. You leave your mouth slightly open in the middle, like you're saying the letter "O". Now you suck in! You suck the skin into your mouth, in essence hurting it, and causing the blood vessels to break. This turns that circular area bright red. It doesn't take long, maybe 30 seconds.

If you really aren't good at suction, you can nibble with your teeth. But that is really a last resort, because now you're not giving them a hickey. Now you're just gnawing their skin to make it red.

Yes, giving a hickey hurts the person you're doing it to. You're breaking their blood vessels! But to some, a hickey is a temporary mark of love. Sort of like a red tattoo that fades naturally after a few days. It says "This girl (or guy) trusted me enough to let me damage their throat, one of the most sensitive parts of the human body".

Who Gives a hickey, the Boy or the Girl?
That's like asking who kisses who! Hickeys aren't a male or female thing. They're an "I was Here!" thing, sort of like a mark of pride. So either the girl or the guy can give it to each other. It's sort of a primitive way of saying "This boy is mine!" or "This girl belongs to me!"

Where does the Hickey Go?
Hickeys are marks of possession, so most people put them on the neck where they're nice and visible. Also, a hickey is caused by lips breaking blood vessels and that's easy to do on the sensitive neck. It's less easy to do, say, on the sole of someone's foot. Plus, nobody would see it there. Sure, you could put a hickey on someone's upper inner thigh, but unless they were wearing a swimsuit, nobody would see it. You might as well draw a smily face with magic marker :)

How Long does a Hickey Last?
A hickey is a bruise. Just like any other bruise you get on your body, it will fade when your body heals. There's no set rate. Some people heal quickly, some people heal slowly. It all depends on your own body. You must have been bruised before in your life! So you know how long bruises tend to last ...

How do I Hide my Hickey?
A hickey is put there to show up! It's a mark of I-Was-Here. Why else did you get a hickey on your neck? But let's assume that some wild hickey attacker got to you and now you have to hide the evidence. Again, it's a bruise. It won't just vanish with warm water or cold water or lukewarm water. You can get make-up concealer and try that, to cover it while it fades away naturally. Wear turtlenecks or scarves. If you tend to be a really slow healer, take vitamins and eat healthy food so your body has half a chance of healing up well. Stand in dark corners :)

It will NOT work to put water, ice, eye drops, or aspirin on your hickey. This is a bruise. Blood vessels are broken, they need to mend.

What if I Don't Want a Hickey on Me / Don't Want to Give a Hickey?
In fact I know MANY people who hate hickeys and would never want to give or receive one. To them, it is deliberately causing a partner pain and anguish, and physically harming them. Why would you ever want to do that to someone you cared about? It's just as bad as hitting them with your open palm and then admiring the welt you left. If you personally do NOT want to give or receive a hickey, that is your right. Never let anybody pressure you into doing something you feel uncomfortable with. A true partner would always value your feelings, and would not try to push you into something you didn't want to do.

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